THE TELEPHONE!

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The write up defines how a human compares himself with a telephone. The human ain't accepted by anyone or everyone but the telephone is. The telephone brings the good news, bad news, fake terms, is thoughtless and yet is acceptable by all. No one wants to stay away from 'HIM' The telephone has been personified as a diplomat human who is accepted by all.

Look at him, so sublime and maverick,
An abstract beauty, like a painted brick,
Demure and profound at the same time,
Resting on a table, arms inclined.

He has a void conjecture,
Yet he is a recipient of accolades,
Why is the zest invoked?
The callous one has no thoughtful waves.

The moment he opens his mouth,
None at all refrains.
The second he shuts his mouth,
Everyone’s in a repent-pain.

No, he ain’t blatant,
Neither is he a mammoth of vanity,
He brings both hoax and faux,
And also the gifts of serenity!

He has the courage,
He possesses the valor,
Not at all rendezvous,
He’s been the bad news’ sailor.

Yet no one wants him miles away,
The grief vanishes and smiles sway.

They accept his diplomacy,
Hence, I despise this human nature.
What’s insane in me?
I am just a tussling creature!

Of course, I envy,
I wish to be him,
He says anything,
No matter, it’s a whim.



They say, “His girlfriend is *Hello*.”
And he doesn’t mind saying a pretty *Bye*.
Whenever someone disconnects with him,
He doesn’t care, I do. Why?

Thanks to the technology,
I’ve a modernized version of him,
Earlier he was a Landline,
Now he’s mere a SIM!
                                         -An anonymous fan of celebrations!

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7 'FEELS' YOU GET WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SOURCE OF FOOD!

1- UNIVERSE CRACKS DOWN: The Universe for you has collapsed now. You are no more alive. 

2- NO MAGGI NOODLES: Not a lavish lasagna can beat this cheap-best-easy-to-cook dish!

3- NO HOME DELIVERY: What if you don’t have a Wi-Fi connection and a data pack at the same time? Yeah, right. That’s the same feel you’ll get when you know, home delivery ain’t in your luck.

4- SELF-COOK: Three words- Cut the crap. Period.

5- MOVIES: Batman, Ironman, Anchorman or any movie-man will come to your rescue. Watch the movies and pass your time. Alhough, you know that won’t help. 

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6- IGNORE: Like you ignore the world problems, ignore this too. That may help, bro. If you know what we mean!

7- SLEEP: Go to the bed and have a hungry sleep. Sounds the best idea.. no?

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*BEAUTY OF LIFE* IS DEFINED BY....

Beauty of life is defined by the glitters in the eyes of your grandparents when they see you after so long.
Beauty of life is defined by the mammoth laughters of your friends when you crack lame jokes.
Beauty of life is defined by the look on your brother’s face when a random guy hits on you.
Beauty of life is defined by the wintery snowfalls.
Beauty of life is defined by the vast blue horizons.
Beauty of life is defined by the yellow leaves in the autumn.
Beauty of life is defined by the blooming buds of the spring.
Beauty of life is defined by a baby’s giggles.
Beauty of life is defined by the doodles that you make you on the last page of your note book.
Beauty of life is defined by the graffiti that you put on walls.
Beauty of life is defined by the art book of you niece.
Beauty of life is defined by the shabby card that your daughter got you on father’s day.
Beauty of life is defined by an abstract piece of art which is next to hallucination for you.
Beauty of life is defined by homemade pasta.
Beauty of life is defined by your new t-shirt.
Beauty of life is defined by the snuggling on bed.
And thus,
Beauty of life is defined by a galore of live & happening days.

Life is not meant to be luxurious, it’s meant to be beautiful.
Celebrate each and every nano second and let the boat hail through the daunting storms!


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7 KIND OF FRIENDS WHO SHOW UP WHEN YOU ARE THE HOST OF A PARTY!

1- THE OVER-CONCERNED FRIENDS: They walk as if they belong with the security of America’s president; all dressed up in black suits, aviators and consistently on a high alert.

2- THE PROUD FRIENDS: These are like those who take this as their one and only life’s golden chance to brag & exaggerate. Though, they have nothing to brag about.

3- THE DANCING FRIENDS: Dance floor is their basic human need. The spirits of alive human beings like Dharmendra and dancers of ‘Beedi Jalai Le’ will exorcise them till the time they have their whisky pegs on their heads.

4-   THE EMBARRASSING FRIENDS: These will poke you in front of your relatives, reveal all your secrets and girlfriends and then will move on. THEY WILL LOOK FOR YOU, THEY WILL FIND YOU AND THEY WILL EMBARRASS YOU.

5- THE PHOTO FRIENDS: Doesn't matter if you are busier than NaMo, a photo session is always the priority.

6- THE HELPING FRIENDS: These will come to you, proffer you their help and then vanish away. That’s it. Evil.

7- THE STALKER FRIENDS: If it’s not an-all-boys party, then you have to manage a directory of all the girls coming to your party. Yes, you have to do it for the love of God. Period.

CELEBRATE YOUR LIFE!

Hello people! 

We hope you are in the garden of beautiful flowers. Here we are just to remind you that you possess a beautiful gift which you call Life. Life ain’t a hallucination, but a miracle. And one needs to cherish this miracle because whatsoever happens, happens for a good and natural reason. 

So celebrate every moment of your life, every nano second. Be it a promotion at job or your wedding! Keep every happy-moment at an equivalent prospect.

We are always here to help you. Just let us know!

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10 BEAUTIFUL WAYS TO PROPOSE YOUR VALENTINE.

NOTE: WHATEVER WAY YOU CHOOSE, MAKE SURE YOU ARRANGE A PHOTOGRAPHER TO CAPTURE THIS ETERNAL MOMENT.



1- DESTINATION: Any beautiful destination will always be the personification of a dream proposal.

2- CANDLE LIGHT DINNER: The chandelier, the cuisine, the cutlery and just a dim candle! Does it still require any approval?

3- IN A WEDDING: Two souls getting united in an amazingly happening ambiance and there you go on your knee, with a beautiful rose, won’t that be special & propitious at the same time?

4- SURPRISE PARTY: Throw a party and invite all your near & dear ones. At the most beautiful set-up, say, comprised with chandeliers, champagne glasses, hats and ties, go on your knee and propose your mate. Make special arrangements for the moment you hear a ‘Yes’: Party blasts, people clinking glasses and whatever you feel like.

5- ALONE DINNER: If you want this moment to belong with both of you only, then arrange a dinner all alone, pre-order the favorite cuisine and you are on right track!

6- WATER SIDE: A beautiful view, waves kissing your feet, breeze blowing your hair and tad of water bubbles in the air! This is enough for us to explain why you should opt for this.

7- SUNRISE: Well, doesn’t matter if you are a morning person or not! Rising sun, dancing trees, cool breeze, chirping of birds and fragrance of white lilies will bestow a very beautiful memory on your brain cells.

8- AT YOUR TERRACE: Trust us, it’s a great idea. All thanks to twinkling starts, singing silence, emotional attachment to your home & of course the beautiful proud night! To add up more, you can get your terrace decorated with balloons, velvets and much more.

9- THEME PARTY: Organise a theme party and let everyone have any, but you adopt like, Romeo & Juliet, Prince & Princess or Aladdin & Jasmine! It would be fun, thrill, enjoyable and the best part- it would give you a very awesome feel.

10- CUSTOMISE IT: In a world like now, one can customize anything, so why not your proposal? Go to a lake, cook a meal, take a candle and there you go! A candle light dinner at the lake side! 

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8 THINGS YOU DO ON YOUR BIRTHDAY IF YOU ARE ONE SELF-OBSESSED PERSON!

1- “Koi mere muh pe cake nahi lagaega!” 
*Poses for the camera in this on-going process.*

2- “Are, iski kya zarurat thi. Koi formality wali baat thode hi thi.”
*Why the hell they all got me deodorants and photo frames! PRETEND TO BE HAPPY NOW*

3- “Thank You bhai! Neend mein hai, chal koi na, so ja!”
*I am not going to wish him at 12 on his b’day. Ye koi tareeka hota hai wish karne ka!*

4- “Everyone tomorrow is my birthday party. Be on time and don’t be formal about the gifts.”
*I hope they noticed the last phrase. Agar gift na lekar aae na, ghusne nai dena maine kisi ko ghar mein!*

5- “Koi photo karae bina ghar mat jana. Sare aa jao, koi bhi kai bhi betho. Jaldi karo!”
*CENTRE MEIN TO MUJHE HI BAITHNA HAI. KAL FACEBOOK PE BHI TO DAALNI HAI PHOTOS!*

6- “No No ! Game fair tareeke se hi khelni hai. Even mujhe bhi koi privilege nahi milna chaiye.”
*Ye nai ki kam se kam aaj to mujhe special treatment de de!*

7- “Are koi chakkar nai. Tum sab khana shuru karo, main aunty uncle ko see off kar ke aata hun.”
*Abe ruk jao! 10min ruk jaoge to kaunsa bhukh se mar jaoge. Mera birthday hai, pehle main to khana taste kar lu, baad mein mere lie hi nai chodenge bukhe !*

8- “Haan chalo, sare dance karte hain, are baby angel ko centre mein karo!”
*IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, NOT BABY ANGEL’S! I SHOULD BE IN THE CENTRE. AIM AT ME SHUTTERBUGS!*

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8 THINGS THAT PEOPLE ON DIET GO THROUGH. THEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH!

What XL size is to a girl; what trimmer is to a naturally clean-shaved boy; what Palak Paneer is to a non-vegetarian; what 1st of every month is to a salary-payer; that is what ‘Diet’ is to a ‘Foodie’.

If you are on diet, our condolences are with you.

1- #KuchBhiKabhiBhiKhilaDoBus. This defines it all.

2- Did we just remind you of food? Oh, we are sorry. Time heals all the scars. CONTROL YOU ANYTHING-AND-EVERYTHING-EATER! *WINKS*

3- Parties and pasta are now none of your business. Even if all your F.r.i.e.n.d.s. are going! Stay home and enjoy your fancy salad. Or whatever! :p

4- Loads of inviting food; nobody’s around; no one will ever taunt you about your will power; there you go! ULTIMATE BLESSING IN DISGUISE!

5- The late night hunger pangs will haunt you till you’re back on your feet and don’t gulp in something! EVIL.

6- Who doesn’t love or we better say can not have a holiday vacation?! *People on diet.*

7- Wear makeup, dress up, go to a party and tell people you can not clink the glasses with them. You will no more be the part of that party. Just to keep you in peace, *Party could be happening!*

8- Your manners, etiquette, food sharing habits, eating like normal people do not exist in a world where Homo Sapiens live. TRUE THAT.

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